Overheard at the Freak house

MT at the fabric store, looking a Disney Princess Fleece: My daddy loves princesses.
Me: I don't think Daddy is interested in Princess fleece, kiddo.
MT: yep, my daddy loves me and he calls me princess so he must love princesses.

Not an altogether wrong logical leap

Not overheard really but still funny as hell. I was going through some stuff on my desk today and found some papers that came home from school at the end of the year, last year. Some of them were writing prompts and one said "I my heart" and the kids were supposed to write about something they were feeling. TB's said "I don't have anything in my heart. Ask my brain" ROFL The next one was just a blank page with no prompt and he wrote "I have nothing to write about" Nothing like being honest on your writing homework LOL

Yes, we did

"we went to McDonald's"

Glad it was memorable for him

"We went to Wizard Quest"

And apparently, he rode a dragon

Cavemen

"Me and my dad start a fire"

This is from when they went camping the week after MT was born 3 years ago. No idea what prompted him to write about it now.

It is Pacman

"we went to the monster truck show"

I wasn't impressed either

"I saw a snake"

Notice how all the people are clumped together and the snake is clear on the other side of page? That is pretty much exactly how the snake sighting went.

Really?

Apparently TB hates vampires, at least according to his writing sheet that came home. :)