MT being MT

Yesterday morning before school
MT: I don't want to go to school
Nonni: Why not?
MT: My mommy does fun stuff without me while I'm at school. I miss so much
Me: Uh, dude, I'm coming home and cleaning the house, if you think that is fun, then have at it
MT: No way Jorge (because she thinks that is the saying LOL), I'm going to school, cleaning sucks!

Yesterday at school
Me: I love you
MT: I love you too
Me: Have a good day
MT: K
Me: Have fun today
MT: K
Me: Be nice to your friends
MT: sighs oh Mom!

Today at the library MT was playing with a puzzle. A little girl came over and started alternating between trying to play with it and trying to take it away. Mt covered it with her hands and said "no thanks, I'm playing with this right now" (aside: maybe preschool has started doing some good since she didn't scream or try to hit the girl with the puzzle). The got up and came back a minute later with her mom.
Crazy mom: you need to share, you are being very rude
MT: Leave me alone
CM: shocked and appalled "that is very rude, you need some manners"
MT: Don't you talk back to me! I said LEAVE ME ALONE.

The mom walked away, flabbergasted. I decided that MT had pretty well handled it and left the mom alone. Besides, my reponse would have been just as grouchy and probably much more foul than MT's so I left it alone LOL