Friday, May 23, 2008

Best revenge ever!

I just finished reading "The Sweet Potato Queens Field Guide to Men" It is an overall very funny book and a great resourse to turn to should you ever find yourself with someone that just needs killing but you can't bring yourself to cross that line.

Seriously, this is something I could see Ms Thang doing at some point in her life. A young woman catches her long time boyfriend cheating on her. She doesn't mention to him that she knows, instead she goes home, finds a suitcase full of clothes that he left at her house for to wash and fold for him, post vacation. She grabs the suitcase and a pack of rubber gloves and proceeds to the backyard where the fence is simply THICK with poison ivy vines. She dons the gloves and commences rubbing every single article of cloths in the suitcase ALL OVER the poison ivy, concentrating specifically on the crotch area of the underwear. She then carefully smooths the clothes, refolds them and puts them in the suitcase to deliver to his house.

Sadly, at that point she also broke up with him. I would have stuck around to see him get poison ivy on his JUNK!!

1 comment:

Henny Penny said...

I am so allergic to poison ivy that I can't even touch a mango (related enzymes or something) and that revenge freaks my shit out.